Monday, February 13, 2006

Now Cheney is Actually Shooting People

No, really. This doctored photo aside, he really did just shoot a guy. Click on the headline.

Hysterical.

But it's sad he missed Scalia when the two went hunting together in 2004. In addition to confirming that our V.P. is a premature shooter, this incident has to make you wonder whether the guy he shot "just knew too much." We have to hope the guy recovers and then spills the beans. Maybe he'll reveal what we've all been suspecting: that Cheney is a cyborg, sent back in time by his evil masters to annihilate all humankind.

6 Thoughts:

Blogger pawlr said...

The third guy present at the incident was the U.S. Ambassador to Switzerland. Wonder what he has to tell us?

Also the WH held the story for 18 hours after it occurred. The only way the story got out was because a local reporter heard a rumour and called the owner of the property.

Can you imagine what the MSM would have made of this if it was Kerry who shot someone "by accident"?

Monday, February 13, 2006 8:14:00 AM  
Blogger pawlr said...

Apologies, the "third guy" is actually a gal - Pamela Willeford.

Monday, February 13, 2006 8:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In defense of demotiki

1. http://www.theoccidentalquarterly.com/vol3no2/km-understanding.html
2. http://www.theoccidentalquarterly.com/vol3no3/km-understandII.html
3. http://www.theoccidentalquarterly.com/vol4no2/km-understandIII.html

Monday, February 13, 2006 10:20:00 AM  
Blogger Demotiki said...

The Daily Show did a great bit on this whole thing. What can you do to make the VP shooting some guy in the face any funnier? Although it was a tough act to follow, the Daily Show did one up the Veep. Check it out.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 9:40:00 AM  
Blogger pawlr said...

I saw it, frickin hilarious.

When you realize the nature of this "hunting expedition" in which tame, caged quail get turned into target practice, its enough to make you wish these sorts of accidents occurred more often.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger Demotiki said...

I think Rob C. referred to them as "flightless quail-tards."

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:52:00 PM  

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