Sunday, December 04, 2005

O'Reilly's Phone Sex Script

Remember the “values” party? Well, Mr. O’Reilly had a very different sort of “party” in mind when the phone-sex enthusiast left a lewd answering machine message on his employee’s answering machine. The above link will really make you chuckle. Amazing, 2.2 million viewers tune in each night to watch a complete pervert lecture them on morality. Well, it could be worse, 15 million Republicans might be tuning in for a lecture about how we should throw people who use drugs in jail and toss away the key. Can someone please tell me who lobotomized the 35%?

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Blogger pawlr said...

The freakiest thing about this transcript is the absolute O'Reillyness of the dialog - you can almost hear him reading it on the air in that jaded, blase drone he has:

".. yeah then I'd massage your boobs.. yeah then I'd put that felafel thing on your pussy.. yeah the liberals are killing Christmas. And this is good for you because when Mr. Right comes along you'll put him in traction. Because you're such a tease. Because, you know, George Soros doesn't have the cock I have.. etc. etc."

Sunday, December 04, 2005 9:47:00 PM  
Blogger pawlr said...

"Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS felt angry, abused, and disgusted."

I sure would, too.

Sunday, December 04, 2005 9:48:00 PM  
Blogger Demotiki said...

Al Franken had a contest where listeners would send him tape recordings of themselves reading the script. It was one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

Monday, December 05, 2005 8:48:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Post that, Andrew!

Monday, December 05, 2005 9:34:00 AM  
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Monday, December 05, 2005 1:39:00 PM  
Blogger GodlessMom said...

Eeeewww! Too much information!

Monday, December 05, 2005 2:58:00 PM  
Blogger Kyahgirl said...

how embarrassing for someone who makes a living with words to be so inept.

I have to agree with 'eeewwwww!'

Monday, December 05, 2005 3:42:00 PM  
Blogger Demotiki said...

Ditto, 'eeewwwww!' the guy is a major creep.

Did you hear his latest boast. He claims that he was personally responsible for lower gas prices. He said on his program that he knows the top people in all the oil companies and that they lowered prices at his request. How stupid would you have to be to believe that?

Tuesday, December 06, 2005 7:45:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

The real question here is what kind of society continues to reward people like O'Reilly and Coulter? How can they possibly be a good bet, financially?

They must have a big enough audience, or powerful enough patrons who'll take a loss to keep the hate machine going.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger Demotiki said...

It's simple, they have a massive promotional machine behind them and they appeal to the lowest common denominator.

You also have to keep things in perspective. O'Reilly is the single highest rated opinion show on TV, but he's got only 2,000,000 viewers. That's really not that large when you realize we have 300 million people in this country.

They do have big backings, but O'Reilly's show brings in about 60 million a year in income for FOX. That's pretty darn good.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005 9:42:00 PM  

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